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Hey there, I'm a Shakespeare nerd with OCD and an impressive ability to injure myself in any and every situation, nice to meet you.

I mainly post Adventure Time, Community, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Homestuck, Marina and the Diamonds, OITNB, Sherlock, Supernatural, and Star Trek, but honestly man, nobody knows what could end up here.
I'd tell you to enjoy, but who am I to instruct you on how to run your life? Read if you please, and feel about it however you will.

P.S. The fandoms above aren't listed in order of preference or whatever, it's alphabetical.


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iwantmyinn0cenceback:

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck

Now it’s halfway to 400k

59 minutes ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 364,392 notes
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deathnoteoflove:

asgardian-impala:

THIS IS THE SMOOTHEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HTE FRICK

SHE DID IT AGAIN. I LOVE THIS GIRL SO MUCH :( 

2 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 296,850 notes
a-cup-of-moriartea:

reminder a lot of people have this show up on their dash and it does remind them to eat after genuinely forgetting to so thank you for this

a-cup-of-moriartea:

reminder a lot of people have this show up on their dash and it does remind them to eat after genuinely forgetting to so thank you for this

3 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 60,434 notes
4 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 8,617 notes
airandangels:

policecars:

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

BUT HE IS WORKING SO HARD

airandangels:

policecars:

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

BUT HE IS WORKING SO HARD

5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 417,578 notes
ARE YOU FUCKING SIRIUS? ??
- James to everyone Sirius has ever dated (via ariamonster)
6 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 722 notes

misterdomon:

Part 2 of Avengers Sitcom episode “word puzzles with a restless narcissist”, also known as “we’re gonna need an intervention” (/almost sorry)

7 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 3,480 notes
9 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 23,415 notes
thedreamyfox:

cryok:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC

thedreamyfox:

cryok:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC

10 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 485,305 notes
me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
11 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 163,473 notes