Yeah I dunno what this is either
Hey there, I'm a Shakespeare nerd with OCD and an impressive ability to injure myself in any and every situation, nice to meet you.

Fandom-wise I mainly post Adventure Time, Community, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Homestuck, Marvel, OITNB, Sherlock, Star Trek, and Supernatural, but honestly man, nobody knows what could end up here.
I'd tell you to enjoy, but who am I to instruct you on how to run your life? Read if you please, and feel about it however you will.

P.S. The fandoms above aren't listed in order of preference or whatever, it's alphabetical.


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22 minutes ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 220,090 notes

only-one-canoli:

My only regret is the time I wasted on heterosexuality

1 hour ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 13,159 notes
2 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 490,187 notes
Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
Friend: ...
Me: I also think I got hotter.
3 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 115,518 notes
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pinkifingers:

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

That last fatal scream tho

4 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 747,596 notes

orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

6 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 427,902 notes

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

7 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 160,641 notes

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

8 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 230,255 notes

clannyphantom:

i cant believe 14 year olds are having sex and getting drunk. when i was 14 i had snow white hair and glowing green eyes i could walk through walls disappear and fly i was much more unique than the other guys

9 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 212,424 notes
What too many girls say in the mirror:
Ughh... my thighs.. my hair... my face.. my stomach.. I hate everything
What every girl should be saying in the mirror:
Goddamn, well hello there cutie patootie with the A + bootie
10 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 15,520 notes