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Hey there, I'm a Shakespeare nerd with OCD and an impressive ability to injure myself in any and every situation, nice to meet you.

I mainly post Adventure Time, Community, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Homestuck, Marvel, OITNB, Sherlock, Supernatural, and Star Trek, but honestly man, nobody knows what could end up here.
I'd tell you to enjoy, but who am I to instruct you on how to run your life? Read if you please, and feel about it however you will.

P.S. The fandoms above aren't listed in order of preference or whatever, it's alphabetical.


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caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

6 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 99,606 notes
willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

7 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 351,274 notes

dee-lirious:

8 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 155,895 notes

slafennog:

How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

9 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 280,129 notes
romvnov:

#WHAT IT IS WITH CHRIS EVANS AND GRABBING LEFT BOOBS? #HE HAS ESCALATED #HE ISN’T JUST GRABBING HIS OWN LEFT BOOB ANYMORE #HE IS NO LONGER SATISFIED WITH HIS OWN LEFT BOOB AND NOW #HE GRABS FUCKING AARON TAYLOR JOHNSON’S LEFT BOOB TOO

romvnov:

#WHAT IT IS WITH CHRIS EVANS AND GRABBING LEFT BOOBS? #HE HAS ESCALATED #HE ISN’T JUST GRABBING HIS OWN LEFT BOOB ANYMORE #HE IS NO LONGER SATISFIED WITH HIS OWN LEFT BOOB AND NOW #HE GRABS FUCKING AARON TAYLOR JOHNSON’S LEFT BOOB TOO

10 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 19,471 notes
11 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 107,650 notes

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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12 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 491,927 notes

jackedoff:

*avoids everyone including the people i like*

14 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 63,069 notes

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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15 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 518,930 notes

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

16 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 81,389 notes